And Then I Fell

This is not the kind of post I usually make, but then again I’ve been doing that lately and with this being my blog and all, I guess I’m the one who gets to make that choice, right?


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He dances with me when there is no music
Not in my fantasies
Not in my dreams
But in my living room

He stares into my eyes so long
he notices when I switch from one indescribably sea blue eye to the other
and laughs with me

He has counted 15 different smiles
Or so he says
I didn’t even know I HAD 15 smiles
His favorite is the crinkly nosed one

He wraps his arms completely around me and
squeezes until
his fingertips touch
his own body again

He looks at me when I cry
and tells me
I am beautiful

He looks at me when I dance
and tells me
I am beautiful

He looks at me when I ________
and tells me
I am beautiful

He opens my doors
He holds my hand
He touches my heart

And I




Because he is so very real

Love is a Many-Splendored Thing

…It’s the April rose
That only grows in the early spring
Love is nature’s way of giving
A reason to be living
The golden crown that makes a man a king…

Those who have known me for a while may be surprised by this kind of blog entry as I am usually not who one to wax poetic about a thing like love, but…

“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic and probably an injured one”
-Glenn Beck

and I have spent the last several months on a journey that has taught me things like…

“Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don’t have to try.”
-Peggy Noonan


“There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.”
-Jane Austen


“A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.”
-Thomas Carlyle

but most of all, I have learned that

“Love is patient, love is kind…love is patient, love is kind…love is patient, love is kind”

I know that’s not the quote, but I repeat it three times because of all of the love lessons, I am learning that it is the most important.  We all throw the word love around about everything, I do it every day.  “love those shoes, love that sushi, love your hair, etc.” however when it comes to truly loving others and loving ourselves, we all too often miss the mark.  This too, is something I have been guilty of.  I’m ready for a little confession time because I feel fairly certain that I am not the only one who is in this boat.

I fell in love in my early twenties and I fell hard.  When the relationship ended, I hardened my heart thinking that I could somehow protect myself that way.  I pulled away from God, mistrustful and bruised, but all of those walls only ended up hurting me more.  I spent a lot of years creating scars and at the beginning of 2013, I made a decision unlike any I’d ever made before, but it involved me submitting wholly to God.  It took a few weeks to work through some of the kinks that were my habits, however by the end of March, I’d gone all in.  I know that I have so much more to learn, but what I have learned so far has truly traded my heart of stone for a heart of flesh.  I have become more sensitive to friends, family, and most of all my children.   I am learning that patience is not simply waiting, but the attitude that you choose to have WHILE you wait.  I have learned to be dependent, truly dependent on love with the understanding that Love never fails.

I don’t mean that the humans who I love will not disappoint me or fail to meet my expectations, simply that love, true love, starts from a place that cannot fail.  It requires submission, trust, and most of all faith in the process, in the reality and in the Creator.  For the first time in years, I am looking forward to Valentine’s Day, not because I have a special valentine, but rather I have an opportunity to show those around me that being single on a day like that is not an indictment of whether or not I am (or they are) worthy of love.  I pray that I can show my children that every day is a day to demonstrate love to those around you, even when you don’t feel like it.  Valentine’s day may be a day when the world asks you to show it outwardly, but our job, especially those of us who claim to be Jesus followers, is to demonstrate love to everyone around us everyday.

This former cynic is now a romantic in the worst way.  I have become an idealist who hopes to have the kind of passionate, romantic love that I experienced in my early 20s, the trust in God that he will bring every good thing into my life if I remain surrendered to His will, and the more than a mustard seed sized faith to know that mountains can be moved, even the mountain of me.  Love is worth the wait.

Image courtesy of created by Casey Diggs

Image courtesy of created by Casey Diggs

…Once on a high and windy hill
In the morning mist
Two lovers kissed
And the world stood still
Then your fingers touched
My silent heart and taught it how to sing
Yes, true love’s
A many splendored thing.

-The Four Aces

Marriage Isn’t For You

Seth Adam Smith

Having been married only a year and a half, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that marriage isn’t for me.

Now before you start making assumptions, keep reading.

I met my wife in high school when we were 15 years old. We were friends for ten years until…until we decided no longer wanted to be just friends.🙂 I strongly recommend that best friends fall in love. Good times will be had by all.

Nevertheless, falling in love with my best friend did not prevent me from having certain fears and anxieties about getting married. The nearer Kim and I approached the decision to marry, the more I was filled with a paralyzing fear. Was I ready? Was I making the right choice? Was Kim the right person to marry? Would she make me happy?

Then, one fateful night, I shared these thoughts and concerns with my dad.

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I Want My Knight In Dented Armor

Because I am the princess who has learned to sleep on the pea.

Not only can I sleep, quite soundly in fact, on the pea, I can step on the Lego, sit on the Dora doll, or finish the half eaten apple slices but that’s not really the point of this article. I’m more concerned with the knight in shining dented armor.

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At some point, we all think about what we want in a mate. When I was younger, I even went so far as to create a list of desirable traits in a man because we all know that lists create the perfect mate and help us avoid heartbreak (note sarcastic tone)

Well, after experiencing the painful reality of a failed marriage, it is more apparent than ever that attempts to have a relationship based on a person who fits on a list does not work. Perhaps my “mate-chooser” is broken or what I think of as ideal is not, but either way, I am discovering that I would like my knight to come in dented, not shining, armor.

While I would like to imagine that this man of my dreams has the winning looks and smile of Bradley Cooper, the charm and finesse of Denzel Washington, the bank account of Warren Buffett and the patience, love and commitment of Jesus, a man like that would in fact scare me because it would make my flaws even more obvious than they already are. If I am incapable (and I know that I am) of producing the physical perfection of a pageant queen mixed with the patience Mother Teresa, the cooking skills of Ree Drummond and the sex drive of a porn star, that make believe man would not get the make believe woman who he deserves.

Rather, I want my frog prince to still have the tendency to ‘ribbit’ every now and again, possibly prefer a lily pad to the velvet throne and even eat a couple of flies while wearing an Armani tuxedo; because his princess bride will occasionally laugh so hard she snorts, forget to put on deodorant on a busy Saturday morning or even accidentally fall asleep on the couch during date night.

My new list starts with a prayer that goes a little something like this…Lord, please let him come with dented and tarnished armor, so that the reflection of my imperfections in his dulled steel won’t be so glaring. I promise to have leftovers reheated when he has to put away his noble steed at night and takes too long because it’s back is somewhat bowed from age and weight. Help me to be understanding as he is walking through the journey that You have set him on while You walk me through my own journey of healing and trust. Thank You for being patient with me as You teach me to love with my whole heart, and that loving others starts long before a romantic relationship should develop as there are MANY opportunities to practice showing love to those around me.

I now know that life and romance do not begin when you find the right person, instead working on becoming the right person is my priority. I understand that when the time is right and he presents himself, he will not be there to “complete me” or rescue me but rather I will be ready to display the qualities of patience, kindness, honor, respect, truthfulness, and perseverance while setting aside my pride, envy, boasting, anger, selfishness or record-keeping of wrongs because I’ve been practicing that with every person I encounter.

I know that I won’t always get it right, at my best right now I’m batting .500, which would be great for the Astros, but not so good in (re)marriage. I simply know that I want to and with God’s help I will be better than I’ve been before. I pray for that man and that he has the intelligence to know that while he won’t get it right all the time, I don’t expect him to. Effort and the ability to forgive are entirely more desirable these days than perfect teeth and stellar credit.

These days, my list is much, much shorter…in fact, it’s nonexistent.

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“Don’t Tread on Me”, even when we disagree

This article is difficult to write because, quite frankly, I know it is going to anger a lot of people who I care about, but I feel the need to jump into the fray to express an opinion about TRUE freedom.  This “stand4life” and “fight for life” movement is going too far.

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The life of a child is not a choice…it is a blessing.  Children are precious and helpless and need love and nurturing.  With that being said, I CANNOT advocate the state legislating away the privacy of the individual under the guise of protecting the unborn.  I am proud of my state and I love that i am from the Lone Star State.  One of the proud legacies of this state is that individuals are able to have more freedom than other states.  We build great businesses and we thrive when other states are struggling in bankruptcy and being forced to buy sodas less than 24oz.  We protect our fellow Texans property rights, their right to own a gun, their right to put a manger in their front yard at Christmas, but now we’re saying that Texas women don’t have the right to make a medical decision without the permission of the state?

Yes, I know, I know what your response may be, something like…”It’s a child, not a medical decision!” or “It’s up to us to protect those who cannot speak for themselves!” or “Every person should have the chance to live, your mother gave you the opportunity!” or some variation of those statements.

In a pregnancy of less than 20 weeks, regardless of how conception occurred, the child’s life is not viable outside of the mother’s body and therefore attempting to force her to remain pregnant is an absolute violation of her right to privacy as she dictates her own medical care.

I understand that those of you fighting for the bill want to help innocent babies and I want that as well, however I am NOT willing to advocate for stepping on the rights or violating the privacy of the ALREADY BORN women simply to make you feel better.  If we begin to say that the state can regulate what happens between a woman and the physician that she chooses, why can’t the state regulate how many guns we own?  If we violate an adult woman’s right to privacy, why can’t the state tell you what to put in your front lawn on any given holiday?  Consider that your attempts to protect the innocent are doing more to violate what you claim to protect—freedom.

Freedom is not pretty.  Freedom is not easy.  Freedom is choice and means allowing people to make choices that we don’t agree with.

To my fellow Christians, consider this…

God believes in choice and freedom.  God loves us so much that He gives us the freedom to choose Him.  He does not force us into a relationship with Him and He loves ALL without regard for their choices.  Making or supporting the state regulating an individual’s choice is not a holy thing.

Any state that regulates choice of ANY kind, that does not infringe on the rights of another, especially to this degree is no different from the state forcing us all to practice a religion that we did not choose.

Before you begin the argument that abortion infringes on the right to life of another human being, consider that if a mother who is 14 weeks pregnant dies in a car accident, the child dies as well or if she is murdered and the child’s life was not viable outside of the womb, we do not charge the suspect with the murder of that child.  If we begin to give rights to a person who is not yet born, especially one whose life is not viable outside of another’s body, we begin to tread down a slippery slope in a self righteous effort to control the lives and decisions of others.

To my legislators, if you are TRULY interested in helping the unborn rather than creating more laws, consider bolstering reproductive education.  Consider offering counseling, subsidized by the state, to women who are considering or have had abortions.  Consider that investing more time educating women on the effects of abortion, both physical and mental, does more to support your citizens than over regulating them.  Consider that as you create more laws, you are not encouraging life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, you are finding ways to turn citizens into subjects.

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Skinny People Problems

I will try to avoid doing that girl thing of never being satisfied with my weight, however I will continue to set new goals for myself as I accomplish them because I now see that complacency will make you and keep you fat.  Based on my bathroom scale this morning, I have lost a total of 93lbs since January 2011.  This picture was taken on May 24, 2013 and I was happy that Santa agreed to take a picture with me on his day off.😉

Two and a half years of changeI will admit that I’m proud of this accomplishment and although it has become cliche, especially for athletes, I absolutely acknowledge that I could not have done this without God.  Specifically, I know that I am not only an emotional eater, for too long I turned to food for comfort.  That resulted in me weighing more than 250 lbs nearly one year after having twins (I weighed less DURING the pregnancy).  I ate, and ate, and ate because I was miserable and food gave me a temporary fix.  I have learned that God is my permanent fix and while I will continue this new, healthy lifestyle, it comes with problems.

I call these problems “Skinny People Problems”

Like any good list, I will number these in order of their problematic nature and of course we will countdown because who doesn’t like a little delayed gratification

My top 10 Skinny People Problems

10. It used to happen that when I went to parties or concerts, I could have conversations with friends or remain somewhat anonymous and enjoy the music.  Now when I go parties or concerts, people who I have never met want to take pictures of you or with you or dance with you and cause others to watch you laugh and have a good time.

9. When I was heavy, electronic sliding doors would open within 10 feet of my approach.  Now that I’m “skinny” I have to wave my arms in order for the motion sensor to detect me with many of those doors…also, doors seem to be harder to open, despite my increased muscle mass.

8. Eating out was always fun for me.  I could order savory meals, and ate every single bite of food that I or my date paid for.  These days, when I go out to eat, I hardly get through half of the meal before I feel full and because I lost by eating clean, I can taste the sugar and grease and it’s unappetizing.

7. If I was coming down an aisle or trying to pass behind someone, they would stand up and move or slide their chair up as far as it could go for me to pass.  Now, they hardly move their legs at all for me to pass and certainly don’t think twice about moving their chair when I need to get behind it.

6. People wouldn’t offer me food unless everyone was eating.  Now, people will offer me food if there is anything edible in the vicinity because they seem to think that I am hungry all the time or maybe I just look hungry.

5. You expect your clothes to get bigger as your body shrinks and it is exciting to buy smaller sizes, but do you expect your shoes to get bigger because your feet shrink too? Some of my favorite shoes are now too big and I have to get special inserts to wear them.

4. When you are a corpulent girl, friends don’t try to pick you up and no one asks you how much you weigh.  These days, guy friends want to pick me up when they hug me or even carry me and I have to remember how much I weigh or I guess I could just learn to lie about it like a normal woman.

3. I used to have a lap that was versatile and useful.  If I wanted to count coins or basically anything smaller than a half dollar, my thighs would keep the objects from the floor.  These days, when I sit with my knees together, my thighs don’t touch.  I can’t use my lap to hold things and I have to cross my legs to achieve the same goal.

2. I’ve always known that I have a tailbone, I’ve actually seen the x-rays.  I can now FEEL my tailbone when I sit down. I still have plenty of “junk in my trunk” and what I thought was enough booty but when I sit, especially on a semi-hard surface, I can feel my own tailbone…crazy.

Before I get to the number one problem that skinny people have that I didn’t expect, here’s another before and after picture.

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1. The number one problem that skinny people have that I didn’t expect is…

Being Cold All The Time!

You can see in the pictures above that I had plenty of layers on my body to keep me warm.  These days, I have to keep at least one sweater, often two with me even in the middle of summer.  People in Houston LOVE their AC and most buildings are no warmer than 75 degrees.  I feel cold at just about any setting under 78.  I now understand why skinny people look forward to summer and spend so much time being active…they need to stay warm.

Obviously, these problems are not actual problems and I’m being cheeky but they are certainly things that have happened that I didn’t expect.  I am grateful to those who have supported me in their various ways and because of them, I pay it forward and support others.  One of my more well known supporters is Michael Berry who has encouraged many of his listeners by imploring them to get off their collective butts and do something about it.  The favorite phrase that he uses that I have adopted is, “if it is to be, it’s up to me.”  And while that statement applies to most everything in your life, I have another that it similar that I now prefer…  MamaInTheMiddle and Michael Berry

“While it’s true that through God all things are possible, if we do not first seek Him and ask for His help, we cannot expect it and if we do not follow tried and true principles like burning more calories than you eat and moving more frequently and regularly, any amount of begging for divine intervention does not work.”

Be blessed🙂

I’m Back!…kinda

I haven’t blogged on this website in nearly one year and while I recognize that allowing that much time to pass between posts creates an irrelevancy that happens after one month on the internet, I was still blogging, in other places and living my life.  I posted a blog more than two years ago at beginning of my weight loss journey.  I added a few more posts along the way, some funny, some sexy or serious, and others enlightened.

Well, my next post is going to be funny, but it is definitely an update to the weight loss mission that I have been on.  I am proud of myself, but I have realized that losing the weight is only the beginning.  I must now continue to live and remember my new script, I must make choices that are healthy for my body and avoid turning to food for comfort.  I am also learning that it is a good idea to share with others because I am not the only one going through something like this and encouraging one another is a great way to support/continue this healthy lifestyle. For all who have finished and met their goals, congratulations; for all who are beginning or somewhere in the middle of their journey, let’s keep moving forward.